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コアラ「ユーカリ(毒)食べて解毒のために20時間寝ます」俺「ストゼロ(毒)1リットル飲んで2時間寝てまた飲んでを繰り返します」

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1: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:03:45.185 ID:5OgeElb/00505
俺コアラだったんか?

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2: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:04:16.744 ID:cmDL/h8Ld0505
ウンコも食え定期

3: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:04:37.723 ID:5OgeElb/00505
くそうんこ食えってレスしかこねえ

4: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:04:49.050 ID:y1ORDKBb00505
ニートが酒飲むな

5: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:04:49.385 ID:qmQ6ObR5d0505
1リットル飲んで2時間寝るとかバカかよw

6: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:05:08.644 ID:aYeUcm/L00505
解毒すんな

7: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:06:25.586 ID:g46GhssAd0505
うちの犬も寝まくってるが、ささみ茹でたのって毒だったのか…

8: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:06:31.540 ID:eBlJQOg2a0505
ほんの少しかわいく思えてきた
うんこすんな

9: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:06:41.898 ID:e1STOqGE00505
コアラって毒をあえて取り込むことによって補食されないようにしてると聞いたことがある

11: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:07:08.471 ID:5OgeElb/00505
>>9
蓄えてるわけじゃないだろ
生存競争に負けてユーカリ食うしかなくなっただけだぞ

12: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:07:37.601 ID:QO8KdBxk00505
>>9
ラリアの砂漠にはユーカリしか生えてなくて仕方なくそれ食べてるアラ、って言ってたぞ

24: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:14:11.191 ID:qzhd0D+ma0505
>>9
俺は植物側が食べられまいとして毒を身に付けたのにコアラがそれに対応してきたって聞いた
さらにそれに対抗するためにユーカリは自らを燃えやすい木になって火事に耐えられるようになったとかもあった

25: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:14:50.002 ID:GsvloB1g00505
>>24
生存競争だな

27: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:16:04.672 ID:QO8KdBxk00505
>>24
俺は雨が全く降らないラリアにおいて
「水が全然得られないからアルコールに変えてやる。毒だぜ?そしてこの地獄を生き残ってやる」と
進化したのにさらにコアラがその毒に耐えられる進化をしてしまってちくしょー、ってなったって聞いた

10: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:06:46.892 ID:u5iEAle1d0505
お前はコアラほど可愛くない

13: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:08:14.582 ID:pIB0Xb3Q00505
火災で大勢亡くなるしもしかして蚕なみに生存競争向いてないタイプなんかな

14: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:09:18.895 ID:DBb3gj4600505
>>13
まともなゴハンは他の強者が食って何も無いからユーカリ食うんやぞ
敗北者便所飯と同じよ

19: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:10:43.579 ID:QO8KdBxk00505
>>14
なお、ラリアには肉食動物が皆無の模様
(ディンゴはアボリジニがインドネシアから釣れてきたからノーカウント)

21: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:12:35.684 ID:pIB0Xb3Q00505
>>19
コラムニストの深澤真紀さんの理想の地じゃないですかもう移住してるのかな

15: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:09:42.496 ID:/0bTG4Ry00505
コアラって生きてて楽しいのかな?

16: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:10:03.207 ID:5OgeElb/00505
俺は生きてて楽しくないから多分コアラも楽しくないと思う

17: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:10:19.372 ID:xvl8e1lm00505
コアラは可愛い
お前は汚い

22: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:13:45.645 ID:5OgeElb/00505
>>17
>>20
むかつくなこいつら

20: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:12:26.792 ID:uajumxFtd0505
お前に募金は集まらない

23: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:13:56.874 ID:ZTf1wJGca0505
コアラってめちゃくちゃ馬鹿なんじゃなかったっけ

26: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:15:52.246 ID:Wzl/hDpY00505
ママのうんこでもくってろ

28: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:29:44.985 ID:DBb3gj4600505
コアラの眼はよく見ると怖い

29: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:32:28.337 ID:5OgeElb/00505
俺の目はよく見なくても怖い俺の価値!

30: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:33:36.292 ID:QOn7uPb0p0505
コアラは人を癒すけどお前に癒しは無い

31: 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/05/05(金) 21:33:54.997 ID:5OgeElb/00505
なんでやかわいいやろ

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